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	<title>Comments on: Unless You Were There, You Can’t Understand—Heavy Metal Parking Lot</title>
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		<title>By: Jose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The sis, you will never again in your lifetime encounter a memory as sharp as mine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sis, you will never again in your lifetime encounter a memory as sharp as mine.</p>
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		<title>By: the sis</title>
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		<dc:creator>the sis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well "fly me to the floor" that is correct.  A teenage drinker with an excellent memory

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well &#8220;fly me to the floor&#8221; that is correct.  A teenage drinker with an excellent memory</p>
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		<title>By: Jose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy, thanks for the comment.  This only underlines something I've thought all along, which is that Iowa and New Jersey really are cousins when it comes to state culture.  Corn and hair, baby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy, thanks for the comment.  This only underlines something I&#8217;ve thought all along, which is that Iowa and New Jersey really are cousins when it comes to state culture.  Corn and hair, baby.</p>
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		<title>By: Amy R</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aww, thanks for your nostalgic trip down memory lane.  Reminds me of my good 'ol days in Pompton Lakes, cruising the Milk Barn and Pond Hole parking lots with a tupperware jug of a screwdriver concoction hidden under the seat.  The cute clip reminds me of parking lot section 13A at Giants Stadium when the Dead was in town - that was the Pompton Lakes section.  Maybe 4 people out of 50 had an actual ticket to the show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww, thanks for your nostalgic trip down memory lane.  Reminds me of my good &#8216;ol days in Pompton Lakes, cruising the Milk Barn and Pond Hole parking lots with a tupperware jug of a screwdriver concoction hidden under the seat.  The cute clip reminds me of parking lot section 13A at Giants Stadium when the Dead was in town - that was the Pompton Lakes section.  Maybe 4 people out of 50 had an actual ticket to the show.</p>
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		<title>By: Jose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, POPS, tell your bro-in-law that I thank him to this day.  Ross, if I remember correctly, had to pay his ticket.  I'm sorry you had to find out about everything this way.  You were always kind to me.  BTW, sucker parents are good for more than putting food on the table.  They also put clothes on backs.  Spanks for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, POPS, tell your bro-in-law that I thank him to this day.  Ross, if I remember correctly, had to pay his ticket.  I&#8217;m sorry you had to find out about everything this way.  You were always kind to me.  BTW, sucker parents are good for more than putting food on the table.  They also put clothes on backs.  Spanks for that.</p>
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		<title>By: Jose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The sis, this was not that night.  The evening you mention, the night Mike T and I "fell asleep" on the Cooks front porch and then later "fell asleep" again in the very same parking lot mentioned above, was on the night of Brent R's party.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sis, this was not that night.  The evening you mention, the night Mike T and I &#8220;fell asleep&#8221; on the Cooks front porch and then later &#8220;fell asleep&#8221; again in the very same parking lot mentioned above, was on the night of Brent R&#8217;s party.</p>
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		<title>By: the sis</title>
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		<dc:creator>the sis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok dude...I remember that night well!!!  I am just glad that I never had to hang out in lonely stinky parking lots with the local bums!  Hinky Dinky (love the name) was long gone...it was now the "Foodland" parking lot. Any way was that not the night you passed out on Mr &#38; Mrs Cooks front porch looking for me? She woke you up by yelling at you from her bedroom window?  ah... good times, good times!!!
You were such a juvie...poor sucka pops!  oopps   I mean poor wise pops!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok dude&#8230;I remember that night well!!!  I am just glad that I never had to hang out in lonely stinky parking lots with the local bums!  Hinky Dinky (love the name) was long gone&#8230;it was now the &#8220;Foodland&#8221; parking lot. Any way was that not the night you passed out on Mr &amp; Mrs Cooks front porch looking for me? She woke you up by yelling at you from her bedroom window?  ah&#8230; good times, good times!!!<br />
You were such a juvie&#8230;poor sucka pops!  oopps   I mean poor wise pops!</p>
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		<title>By: POPS</title>
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		<dc:creator>POPS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh those poor stupid sucker parents...  imagine how those stupid, ignorant sobs would have felt if they would have found out that the real story behind that pile of stink that was being layed out for them to savor, "man, it was the other guy that had the booze open in the car, it wasn't mine".  Damn good thing that sucker parent had an attorney for a brother in law.  Those sucker parents back in those days were only good for puttin food on the table, and oh yeah, forkin over a few measley bucks to chip in on that MD.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh those poor stupid sucker parents&#8230;  imagine how those stupid, ignorant sobs would have felt if they would have found out that the real story behind that pile of stink that was being layed out for them to savor, &#8220;man, it was the other guy that had the booze open in the car, it wasn&#8217;t mine&#8221;.  Damn good thing that sucker parent had an attorney for a brother in law.  Those sucker parents back in those days were only good for puttin food on the table, and oh yeah, forkin over a few measley bucks to chip in on that MD.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once considered myself an experienced tailgater, but those times seem so insignificant compared with how you once rolled.  

Respect 4 u.  I has it. Plz vote 4 mah lolcat: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?URGROUNDED128481904465156250.jpg. Kthxbai

Also, I knew you wouldn't let us down today, Jose.  Thanks for leaving us with a big long nugget to savor this weekend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once considered myself an experienced tailgater, but those times seem so insignificant compared with how you once rolled.  </p>
<p>Respect 4 u.  I has it. Plz vote 4 mah lolcat: <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?URGROUNDED128481904465156250.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?URGROUNDED128481904465156250.jpg</a>. Kthxbai</p>
<p>Also, I knew you wouldn&#8217;t let us down today, Jose.  Thanks for leaving us with a big long nugget to savor this weekend.</p>
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