Jose el Retardo

16 Comments

1. Jose
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 1:10 PM | Permalink

   My god, this looks delicious. Mooch-o thanks-o to K-Tray for her fine work, and welcome to the team. Also a shout out to Chrystal (manager for the explosively popular NYC band the Shallow Divers) for her contributions to this review.

2. Danzig
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 1:37 PM | Permalink

   never judge a book by the cover, but that looks like muy malo

3. KTray
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 1:58 PM | Permalink

   BURP. Feels good. Thanks for having me, Jose.

   Danzig, I think you should give this place a shot. Go for the “futbol” and stay for the unfancy yet basic and reliable mounds of food.

4. LP
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 2:41 PM | Permalink

   K-tray truly is an excellent addition, Jose.

   I am craving me some of that Mexican Pizza right now. Who can resist, when Katie says it’s a party in every bite?

5. Jose
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 2:57 PM | Permalink

   Thanks, LP! Tell ‘em Jose sent ya!

6. Zephanie
   Posted March 31, 2008 at 7:54 PM | Permalink

   I really like you site:)
   please come see mine
   it’s relatively amusing.
   night!
   http://problemwithseniorsthesedays.blogspot.com/

7. Clarezie
   Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:24 AM | Permalink

   I need to know more about “the fairly liberal use of peas” at Tequila Chito’s.

8. Medium Happiness
   Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:43 AM | Permalink

   I agree with Danzig’s comment.

   KTray very cool you are writing, but that food looks anemic.

9. KTray
   Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:53 AM | Permalink

   On Peas:

   Basically, there was a heap of lettuce, small carrot chunks, and peas in the center of the plate. I felt the need to disclose this information because I know there are pea-haters out there. But for a girl like me, a liberal use of peas is not at all a bad thing. Mmm.

   On Anemic-looking food:

   Don’t blame the fine people at Tequila Chito’s; blame the bastards who created the lamer-than-lame camera feature on the Blackberry Pearl. Or blame the photographer. Either way, next time I will treat you readers to pictures taken with a real camera.

10. Jose
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 8:28 AM | Permalink

    I am a way huge pea-hater. Thanks for the heads up, K-Tray.

11. pops
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 11:18 AM | Permalink

    Heck K-Tray.. let’s blame Jose! BTW… that was a baby belch you left in your blog…. It won’t hold a candle to ‘the Sis’s’ sonic boom belches!!

12. KTray
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 12:36 PM | Permalink

    Pops, an astute observation that got the statistician team at Jose headquarters crunching numbers. Regrettably, we’re left with a troubling hypothesis:

    f(BEANS)’dx + 3 extra sides of beans = f(3x + 1) dx

    If x = baby burp, then y = sonic FART

13. the sis
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 3:09 PM | Permalink

    This is true pops, I leave many people in awe with my sonic boom belches! No one can believe that such a little lady can make such a noise.

    the
    sis

14. pops
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 8:13 PM | Permalink

    Farts…. FARTS??? Did someone say farts? Now there’s a catagory that I truely know sompin about!

15. Jose
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 6:31 AM | Permalink

    That formula should be forwarded on to Exxon. I bet they could do great things with it.

16. Mundial de Futbol
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 7:48 PM | Permalink

    Muy informativo, vamos argentina en el mundial carajo ! aguante el diego !!