While I’m briefly getting things back up to snuff for my adoring public, please feel free to enjoy this video of a monkey suckling a dog. As far as my opinion on this video goes, let me simply say this: the world is constantly proving to be such a bizarre place that I find myself forever overjoyed to be alive. And even though I know that, even as we speak, somewhere out there a 13 year-old girl is being sold into slavery, we have to balance things out a monkey that will suck on a dog’s tit.
Live long and prosper, people.
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I love how the little bastard leaps at the camera, BTW. He’s all like, “Mind your business, bitch!”
PS, site almost back to normal, people.
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