Even after many swore they witnessed his death, Jabba the Hutt has recently resurfaced on popular
Staff artists here at Jose el Retardo have created a depiction of what Jabba might look like without his ill-fitting suit, seen left. Authorities are urging witnesses to report any sightings immediately, as Mr. Hutt is an alleged felon with allegations of racketeering that spread across several decades as well as galaxies, and is suspected of maintaining many of his old crime syndicate connections.
The New York City Police Department are also on the look out for the annoying, little, cackling thing that always hung around Jabba’s tail—whom many have claimed to have spotted frequenting the Clinton’s Chappaqua, NY home in recent months.
The interviewer Wilford Brimley has been released from police custody, but has been ordered to remain within New York City limits pending more questioning.

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Do you think Jabba hails from Ohio? Just asking… (sorry in advance, Ohioans!)
I think that Jabba actually hails from Crawford, Texas, originally. Before his big move off the planet.
why crawford tx?….and I did not know jabba was african american….he must have had some cosmetic work done for his role in starwars
I love your page… hope you’ll visit mine.
HOLY SHIT
I know, Katie D. Pretty crazy.