Comments on: Items in the World that Keep Jose from Exploding Into a Billion Pieces of Dense, Hurtful Shards—Part 1 http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/ A Plethora of Baseless Criticisms and Highly Biased Opinions Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:57:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-189 Jose Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:23:12 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-189 Ha ha, the sis. Yes. Boo boos. Festering boo boos. Ha ha, the sis. Yes. Boo boos. Festering boo boos.

]]> By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-163 the sis Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:43:40 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-163 we will all get boo boos? we will all get boo boos?

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-162 Jose Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:19:50 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-162 Actually, zenpvnk, as it now stands, Jose is a mirror from which which we can all view the world. It is an inert and stationary object. But we all know what can happen when a mirror explodes... Actually, zenpvnk, as it now stands, Jose is a mirror from which which we can all view the world. It is an inert and stationary object. But we all know what can happen when a mirror explodes…

]]> By: zenpvnk http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-161 zenpvnk Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:46:14 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-161 Maybe the diffusion into a billion shards would be less dense and hurtful than the one massive Doomsday Rock that is Jose? Maybe the diffusion into a billion shards would be less dense and hurtful than the one massive Doomsday Rock that is Jose?

]]> By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-160 the sis Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:29:12 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-160 jose you have passed this on to your oldest nephew. he loves chickie in a biskit (that's what the kids called it when they were little) we just had some a few days ago as well!! Also the love for mustard has been passed down another generation. anyways....don't forget about chili cheese fritos or cooked balogna with season salt and mustard (ooohhh I got a little sick thinking about that ) jose you have passed this on to your oldest nephew. he loves chickie in a biskit (that’s what the kids called it when they were little) we just had some a few days ago as well!! Also the love for mustard has been passed down another generation.

anyways….don’t forget about chili cheese fritos or cooked balogna with season salt and mustard (ooohhh I got a little sick thinking about that )

]]> By: Pops http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-159 Pops Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:19:32 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-159 He likes to wear girl's panties ! He likes to wear girl’s panties !

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-158 Jose Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:06:02 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-158 Thanks Katie D. I'll get part 2 out just as soon as I remember what else I like. Thanks Katie D. I’ll get part 2 out just as soon as I remember what else I like.

]]> By: Katie D http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-157 Katie D Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:03:40 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-157 Funny. When I first experienced this cracker a few days ago, I was searching for a "biscuit" flavor because dummy here thought it was "Chicken AND A Bisucit," as in 2 flavors in one. The chicken flavor was obvious, but where was that delicious biscuit flavor that only now have I come to realize isn't even "biscuit," but "biskit?" Strike two. But now I have pinpointed what distracted me from the pure enjoyment you so beautifully described in this post (as you do in every post, Jose), and I am going to give these crackers another shot. And we all know that Easy Cheese is a sure thing. I can't wait. Jose, I can't wait to read Part 2 of this installment. Funny. When I first experienced this cracker a few days ago, I was searching for a “biscuit” flavor because dummy here thought it was “Chicken AND A Bisucit,” as in 2 flavors in one. The chicken flavor was obvious, but where was that delicious biscuit flavor that only now have I come to realize isn’t even “biscuit,” but “biskit?” Strike two.

But now I have pinpointed what distracted me from the pure enjoyment you so beautifully described in this post (as you do in every post, Jose), and I am going to give these crackers another shot. And we all know that Easy Cheese is a sure thing. I can’t wait.

Jose, I can’t wait to read Part 2 of this installment.

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-156 Jose Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:57:15 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-156 You are not crazy at all. I have included a link to the nutritional info, Tamsin, if you would like to check it out. See where it says, "well, you know, a little?" It's a link to the info. You are not crazy at all. I have included a link to the nutritional info, Tamsin, if you would like to check it out. See where it says, “well, you know, a little?” It’s a link to the info.

]]> By: Tamsin http://joseelretardo.com/uncategorized/items-in-the-world-that-keep-jose-from-exploding-into-a-billion-pieces-of-dense-hurtful-shards%e2%80%94part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-155 Tamsin Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:50:07 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=35#comment-155 chicken in a cracker? i might try these just for curiosity's sake. i wonder what by products are used in making these crackers? but then again, what nabisco product doesn't have some shady ingredient? whatever, i still prefer the classic oreos to those trans fat-free ones anyway. call me crazy. chicken in a cracker? i might try these just for curiosity’s sake. i wonder what by products are used in making these crackers? but then again, what nabisco product doesn’t have some shady ingredient? whatever, i still prefer the classic oreos to those trans fat-free ones anyway. call me crazy.

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