I have pondered whether or not to open my BRAND SPANKING NEW web log with some kind of grand opening statement, and I have decided against it. I have instead opted to start with a photograph of myself, and let the picture speak a couple of words. Honestly, Michael, at my age, is it worth letting people know too much about myself? I have faith in my appearance; it will speak more highly of me than my actions, I am sure.

Things to look forward to in the future:

  • Insight on current events and all the crazy shit scientists keep stumbling over
  • My opinions on past, present, and future musical offerings from yesterday’s, today’s, and tomorrow’s brightest musical stars
  • A critical eye piercing Hollywood’s (sometimes) shoddy veneer
  • A section devoted to the insanely critical palate of Katie Dooley as she and I explore every crevice of New York City’s diverse Mexican dining scene (and maybe some Thai food too; and burgers)
  • Many, many rants and ravings against Michael Cesari, guitarist for the explosively popular NYC band the Shallow Divers, and fellow opinion enthusiast; find his work at mediumhappiness.com
  • A constant barrage of photographs from me and my intrepid partner in crime Katie Dooley as we explore the city we live in
  • Some of the smallest bits of fiction you’ve ever read
  • And much, much more!

Hang tight, lovers of baseless criticism and unsupported opinions! More is on the way.

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2 Responses to “You Don’t Know Me, Nor Do You Want To”
  1. Katie D says:

    Holy hell, this is everything I’ve ever wanted to read in a blog, and more.

  2. Pops says:

    Ohhhh…. There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off,
    There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off,
    There’s a dozen on my cousin,
    You can really hear them buzzin,
    There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off.

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