I have pondered whether or not to open my BRAND SPANKING NEW web log with some kind of grand opening statement, and I have decided against it. I have instead opted to start with a photograph of myself, and let the picture speak a couple of words. Honestly, Michael, at my age, is it worth letting people know too much about myself? I have faith in my appearance; it will speak more highly of me than my actions, I am sure.
Things to look forward to in the future:
- Insight on current events and all the crazy shit scientists keep stumbling over
- My opinions on past, present, and future musical offerings from yesterday’s, today’s, and tomorrow’s brightest musical stars
- A critical eye piercing Hollywood’s (sometimes) shoddy veneer
- A section devoted to the insanely critical palate of Katie Dooley as she and I explore every crevice of New York City’s diverse Mexican dining scene (and maybe some Thai food too; and burgers)
- Many, many rants and ravings against Michael Cesari, guitarist for the explosively popular NYC band the Shallow Divers, and fellow opinion enthusiast; find his work at mediumhappiness.com
- A constant barrage of photographs from me and my intrepid partner in crime Katie Dooley as we explore the city we live in
- Some of the smallest bits of fiction you’ve ever read
- And much, much more!
Hang tight, lovers of baseless criticism and unsupported opinions! More is on the way.
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Holy hell, this is everything I’ve ever wanted to read in a blog, and more.
Ohhhh…. There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off,
There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off,
There’s a dozen on my cousin,
You can really hear them buzzin,
There’s a skitter on my peter, flick it off.