More on Jackson Pollock, and How You Too Can Be a Worthless Modern Artist
Posted by: Jose in The Soapbox
Lorraine P, a long time, loyal supporter of the dreadfully necessary mission we are so committed to here at Jose el Retardo, informed us of a website where you—the loyal reader—have the ability to create your OWN Jackson Pollock style painting. Is that CRAZY, or what? It seems that the interesting people over at jacksonpollock.org (where you go to make your drunken splatter-fest, btw) have the same feeling as we do here in the editorial offices of Retardo about Pollock’s work—that is to say, he kinda sucked and just about anybody can do it. You can find the original post by clicking here.
And above, you will find my Pollock painting. One staff member here at Jose el Retardo has said he likes my work better than any of Pollock’s. Take that, you stupid art snob jerk ass knee-biter fool head shit-pants.
I applaud the staff of jacksonpollock.org for coming out against the talentless raging alcoholic that is Jackson Pollock. Thanks guys. Keep fighting the good fight.
Tags: Jackson Pollock, jacksonpollock.org, Sucky
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April 7th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Sigh…such a poor tortured soul. You can clearly see by your work that your heart is full of dog poop! I applaud your efforts Jose and now you can add “artist” to your resume! (oh crap now I know what everyone is getting for Christmas…whoops was that out loud?)
love
the
sis
April 7th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Jose: I am indeed honored to have contributed to your worthwhile postings. Whilst enjoying your (if you will indulge me in an SAT word that is oh so appropriate when one is deriving from Pollock) “ersatz” art, a thought came to me about another worthless endeavor, the Rorschach test, which, oddly, is somewhat reminscent of your creation. Hmmmm….
April 8th, 2008 at 6:14 am
I found a very modern pile of cat-sick that looked like a jackson pollock.
kisses,
c
April 8th, 2008 at 6:56 am
April 8th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Jose, you have done it again. I’ll take two, please.
LP, I used to think Rorschach tests were bogus, until one crud-filled day when I blew a tremendous amount of snot into this here cocktail napkin and ended up with 2 turkey people about to engage in a battle over one very supportive bra. What do you see:
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2889045080103316842PrWeRc?vhost=good-times
April 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
One, I would totally put that painting on my wall. Great colors!
Two, wait, isn’t Ed Harris Jackson Pollack? It’s just a movie story, right? I mean Jackson Pollack is made up…duh!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Lovely post. I like your pencraft and that’s great that you’ve opened this subject. Only fool can disagree with this!