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I Think I Smell a Hippy Jerkwad

March 17, 2008 – 3:26 PM

I have been perusing a crazy blog lately that most of you have probably seen and spent a large amount of time reading (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com), and through it I stumbled upon an article from the New York Times website about young, affluent urbanites going out to farms and getting elbow deep in pig shit in order [...]

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And Now I’m Coming For YOU, William Shakespeare

March 13, 2008 – 2:44 PM

The last week or so has shown everyone here at the home office of Jose el Retardo just how enjoyable it can be to shit on the things people love the most—and if it feels good, do it, right? Yesterday we kicked the Beatles around a little; today, it will be the monolithic champion of [...]

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An Album Still Wrapped in Hype: Sgt. Peppers by the Beatles

March 12, 2008 – 2:44 PM

Hype is defined by Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary as: to promote or publicize extravagantly. While there may not be a public relations blitz to keep Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles on top of the current music hot 100 type bullshit stuff, it still makes it to the top of influential music lists [...]

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Steve Jobs Can Bite My Ass

February 4, 2008 – 3:35 PM

If there’s one thing we can ALL agree on in this tepid cesspool of a world, it’s this: there’s nothing worse than a big fucking phony. It’s even worse to take your own faults and blemishes and claim they are the actually the negative qualities of another. Steve Jobs and the good people of Apple [...]

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