Tag Archives: Steve Jobs

GarageBand: Who Knew Making Dance Music Could Be So Fun?

July 28, 2010 – 5:30 PM

Must all media creation software be such a cumbersome burden?  Actually, no.  Recently,  I began farting around with something that makes creating music on the computer fun again. Before I go any further,  I need to prepare those who know me for a bit of a shock: I now have an Apple iMac at home, and an iPhone 4 [...]

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Google Google Google Google Google

May 22, 2008 – 1:30 PM

Last night, making my way with the amiable KTray to the NYC Chinatown restaurant Dim Sum Go Go to meet our mutual friend LP (KTray, I’m sure Jose readers will be looking for a review soon), I found I wasn’t sure where I was going or how long it might take to get there. This [...]

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Steve Jobs—A Portrait of a Titan Revealed, By Jose el Retardo

April 2, 2008 – 4:20 PM

I bumped into our favorite asshole, Steve Jobs, on the streets of Manhattan the other day, and to be honest with you, loyal readers, I kept my head down. No, I’m not one hundred percent proud of my cowardice, but I’m also known around the Retardo offices for not being anyone’s fool. I know Jobs, [...]

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Steve Jobs Can Bite My Ass, Revisited

March 28, 2008 – 10:05 AM

Once again, the influence of Jose el Retardo flexes its muscle, and giants fall: first we took the military to task and triumphed magnificently (click here to read up), and now we reap the benefits of coming out from behind an iron curtain of fear when we snatched (sexy word alert) the magnanimous mask from [...]

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