I know it’s hard to log on to Jose el Retardo at the end of a long day only to find that his razor-sharp intellect has concocted 500+ words for you to digest. You’ve been forced to think all god-damned day, and now this! What an asshole Jose can be—but you’ve all been hanging in there like champs, you’ve read the words, you’ve left the comments, and more importantly, you keep coming back for more.

Now it’s time for your reward. Watch a video clip of this little bitch of a man get owned by his buddy and then CRY about it like some kind of freaking GIRL! It’s so sweet. I give it to you free of charge because I love all of you so very much.

That’s it. No strings attached. Enjoy the rest of your day.