Once again, I’d like to thank all of you for hanging in there. We at Jose el Retardo know how difficult it can be to consistently soak our uncompromising view of the world into your psyches. For us, it’s just something we have learned to live with. For you, the faithful reader, it is a choice, and it’s a choice we’re all so happy you’ve made.

Thanks for coming back again and again. Here is one of the strangest videos I’ve ever seen. Enjoy, and keep reading.

I know it’s hard to log on to Jose el Retardo at the end of a long day only to find that his razor-sharp intellect has concocted 500+ words for you to digest. You’ve been forced to think all god-damned day, and now this! What an asshole Jose can be—but you’ve all been hanging in there like champs, you’ve read the words, you’ve left the comments, and more importantly, you keep coming back for more.

Now it’s time for your reward. Watch a video clip of this little bitch of a man get owned by his buddy and then CRY about it like some kind of freaking GIRL! It’s so sweet. I give it to you free of charge because I love all of you so very much.

That’s it. No strings attached. Enjoy the rest of your day.