Tag Archives: New York City

Look, We All Have Our Problems, But Wrap That Scab Up, Buddy

March 11, 2008 – 2:44 PM

Everyone who frequents this site knows that all of us here in the corporate offices of Jose el Retardo are pundits for public transportation, and as we are based mainly in the New York City area, the subway is the transportation of choice for most of us. As for myself, I use the subway, on [...]

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Jabba the Hutt Spotted in a NY1 Interview with Wilford Brimley—Clinton Campaign Implicated in the Unprecedented Event

March 7, 2008 – 4:04 PM

Even after many swore they witnessed his death, Jabba the Hutt has recently resurfaced on popular New York City local news station NY1. What is even more shocking than this nearly Christ-like resurrection is the connection Mr. Hutt—last seen being blown to bits aboard his own private hover-barge on desert planet Tatooine—apparently holds to presidential [...]

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