Our time has finally come! Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Jose el Retardo, Inc., we’ve been burning the midnight oil for days putting the finishing touches on our latest brilliant, musical creation: New Girl Smell. And for the first time ever, we are offering a high-quality download to all of our faithful followers, for [...]
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Scandinavian Black Metal/Seasonal Affective Disorder
Not a lot of people realize this, but Norway and the surrounding area is widely considered the birthplace of true black metal, a sub genre of heavy metal which focuses on exploding double bass drums, highly distorted tremolo guitar picking, odd rhythm changes, and chilling vocal screams and growls venerating the many charms of satan. [...]