Tag Archives: Michael Cesari

David Lee Roth Made Eddie Play Better

Rumor has it that when David Lee Roth was the front man for Van Halen, he would do his damnedest to prevent Eddie from playing all of that poppy crap he kept tapping out on his little Casio at night (under his covers with a flashlight and a cigarette while Valerie tossed and turned and [...]

Take a Bite of Cheeseburger, Baby, and Let the Sauce Drip Down Your Chin

Michael Cesari, guitarist for the once explosively popular band The Shallow Divers and administrator/writer/editor for the infamous Medium Happiness, has tipped me off to yet another piece of evidence uprooting the long-held rumor concerning the death of rock and roll. I have just found out from the Brooklyn, NY band Cheeseburger that it is greatly [...]

You Don’t Know Me, Nor Do You Want To

I have pondered whether or not to open my BRAND SPANKING NEW web log with some kind of grand opening statement, and I have decided against it. I have instead opted to start with a photograph of myself, and let the picture speak a couple of words. Honestly, Michael, at my age, is it worth [...]