Over the weekend, the intrepid New York City photographer Katie Dooley inexplicably found herself on the Brooklyn side of the East River. Armed with her Canon EOS Digital Rebel Xti with the Canon - 70-300mm f/4-5.6 IS USM Telephoto Zoom Lens, she was able to capture these amazing images of a sea gull enjoying a moment of repose in a hectic environment.

Says Katie about this photo:

I’ve been pooped on by a sea gull at least twice. The funny thing about these dirty birds is that the same gull that trashes a beautiful beach can snazz up any old city dump with the sounds and sights of vacation.

Well said, Dooley. And by all means, keep the beautiful photos coming.

I have pondered whether or not to open my BRAND SPANKING NEW web log with some kind of grand opening statement, and I have decided against it. I have instead opted to start with a photograph of myself, and let the picture speak a couple of words. Honestly, Michael, at my age, is it worth letting people know too much about myself? I have faith in my appearance; it will speak more highly of me than my actions, I am sure.

Things to look forward to in the future:

• Insight on current events and all the crazy shit scientists keep stumbling over
• My opinions on past, present, and future musical offerings from yesterday’s, today’s, and tomorrow’s brightest musical stars
• A critical eye piercing Hollywood’s (sometimes) shoddy veneer
• A section devoted to the insanely critical palate of Katie Dooley as she and I explore every crevice of New York City’s diverse Mexican dining scene (and maybe some Thai food too; and burgers)
• Many, many rants and ravings against Michael Cesari, guitarist for the explosively popular NYC band the Shallow Divers, and fellow opinion enthusiast; find his work at mediumhappiness.com
• A constant barrage of photographs from me and my intrepid partner in crime Katie Dooley as we explore the city we live in
• Some of the smallest bits of fiction you’ve ever read
• And much, much more!

Hang tight, lovers of baseless criticism and unsupported opinions! More is on the way.