Lorraine P, a long time, loyal supporter of the dreadfully necessary mission we are so committed to here at Jose el Retardo, informed us of a website where you—the loyal reader—have the ability to create your OWN Jackson Pollock style painting. Is that CRAZY, or what? It seems that the interesting people over at jacksonpollock.org (where you go to make your drunken splatter-fest, btw) have the same feeling as we do here in the editorial offices of Retardo about Pollock’s work—that is to say, he kinda sucked and just about anybody can do it. You can find the original post by clicking here.

And above, you will find my Pollock painting. One staff member here at Jose el Retardo has said he likes my work better than any of Pollock’s. Take that, you stupid art snob jerk ass knee-biter fool head shit-pants.

I applaud the staff of jacksonpollock.org for coming out against the talentless raging alcoholic that is Jackson Pollock. Thanks guys. Keep fighting the good fight.