Response to the first installment of Jose el Retardo’s readings series was so strong, so giving, so full of shuddering desire that we have decided to probe even more deeply into the warm literary spaces pried open by our loyal readers’ hungry appetite for blistering narrative action.

And as always, Jose answers the call by presenting proudly the best of the best of the best; this time shedding vocal illumination upon an excerpt from the excellent F. Rosanne Bittner’s aching, classic tale of love on the trail, Oregon Bride. And remember, if you like what you hear, you might also want to devour Bittner’s other sensual works, which include Texas Bride, Tennessee Bride, and Montana Woman; all scrumptious tales of chicks getting hotly fucked by ripped cowboys.

Enjoy, lovers of literary excellence. There’s plenty more where this comes from. Oh yes. Yes…yes…yes! YES!

We here in the Department of Creative Development at Jose el Retardo know how hungry you are for meaningful entertainment. All too often, the struggle to stay awake at work or to keep from drinking alone at home can take you to places on the internet you wouldn’t normally venture. Sure, man boobs and dog fucking can be fun for a while, but after the cheap thrill has left its skid mark on your soul, aren’t you ready for something more substantial? Something literate and enriching? We think so, and we want to be the ones to give it to you—and so join us as we revisit some of the most inspiring writing of the last millennium with our latest offering: the Dramatic Interpretations Series.

In this, the first of many endlessly passionate elucidations channeled via the heavyweight talent contracted by the mega power agents here at Jose el Retardo, we discover the sexy imagination of Rebecca Brandewyne as she illustrates so breathlessly the painful passions of the early American plains…Heartland. Enjoy.