Rumor has it that when David Lee Roth was the front man for Van Halen, he would do his damnedest to prevent Eddie from playing all of that poppy crap he kept tapping out on his little Casio at night (under his covers with a flashlight and a cigarette while Valerie tossed and turned and [...]
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A First Look By Jose el Retardo: Van Halen’s A Different Kind of Truth
Before getting into the release of the first Van Halen album to include David Lee Roth in 28 years it’s necessary to bemoan the current state of modern music. Finding myself desiring to discover a new song or band, I recently looked up the lamentable website Pitchfork. Big mistake. For any fan of the vast [...]