Comments on: The Ǘber Rich are Not Faceless Zombies with No Souls, Stop Calling Them That http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/ A Plethora of Baseless Criticisms and Highly Biased Opinions Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:17:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: K-Tray http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-785 K-Tray Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:28:57 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-785 CONFIRMED! Brown hair = down-on-your-luck hair. From one of the most reputable trash magazines, Us Weekly reports that Sarah Jessica Horseface got to know too well the plight of the brunette from her stupid movie about 4 ladies dealing with menopause. When asked, "Midfilm, Carrie decides to go brunette. What's it like playing her like that?" SJH replies, "Very different, very challenging. She's in a sad and deep place, and the brown hair really suits that kind of thinking. For me as an actor, it was really fun to play her that way." So deep. Such insight. Where would we be without SJH and her Menopause Movie. I don't know about you, but I feel like the entire universe finally makes sense. (Woops, I do read Us Weekly.) CONFIRMED! Brown hair = down-on-your-luck hair.

From one of the most reputable trash magazines, Us Weekly reports that Sarah Jessica Horseface got to know too well the plight of the brunette from her stupid movie about 4 ladies dealing with menopause. When asked, “Midfilm, Carrie decides to go brunette. What’s it like playing her like that?” SJH replies, “Very different, very challenging. She’s in a sad and deep place, and the brown hair really suits that kind of thinking. For me as an actor, it was really fun to play her that way.”

So deep. Such insight. Where would we be without SJH and her Menopause Movie. I don’t know about you, but I feel like the entire universe finally makes sense.

(Woops, I do read Us Weekly.)

]]> By: K-Tray http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-781 K-Tray Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:53:32 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-781 I has a fit flops. I has a fit flops.

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-780 Jose Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:49:01 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-780 You may have something there, the Sis. You may have something there, the Sis.

]]> By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-779 the sis Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:01:03 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-779 I think that I have the answer to all those poor rich people's problems. I just seen on the news that the sale of 'spam" is on the rise. It seems all us middle class suckers can't even afford hamburger anymore so we are buying a crap load of spam. Now all they need to do it dial the phone with their little fraile fingers (that are so due for a manicure, poor babies) call their stock broker and buys shares of spam. Now they can sit back and watch their money grow as us poor folk gobble up slimy blocks of unknown meat by products. YUM! I think that I have the answer to all those poor rich people’s problems. I just seen on the news that the sale of ’spam” is on the rise. It seems all us middle class suckers can’t even afford hamburger anymore so we are buying a crap load of spam. Now all they need to do it dial the phone with their little fraile fingers (that are so due for a manicure, poor babies) call their stock broker and buys shares of spam. Now they can sit back and watch their money grow as us poor folk gobble up slimy blocks of unknown meat by products. YUM!

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-775 Jose Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:40:08 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-775 And to make it worse, a lot of these rich women are walking around with bits of corn in their hair. And to make it worse, a lot of these rich women are walking around with bits of corn in their hair.

]]> By: Medium Happiness http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-774 Medium Happiness Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:28:04 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-774 I know, tell me about it. I'm just trying to save up enough money to buy some Fit Flops. I know, tell me about it. I’m just trying to save up enough money to buy some Fit Flops.

]]> By: K-Tray http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-773 K-Tray Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:59:02 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-773 I can't believe anyone would even have the nerve to walk out of her house with... gasp... BROWN HAIR? Jesus, don't these people know that brown is the color of poop? I can’t believe anyone would even have the nerve to walk out of her house with… gasp… BROWN HAIR? Jesus, don’t these people know that brown is the color of poop?

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-772 Jose Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:32:32 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-772 Or maybe CLARE-all? Or maybe CLARE-all?

]]> By: Clarezie http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/comment-page-1/#comment-771 Clarezie Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:43:11 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-%c7%97ber-rich-are-not-faceless-zombies-with-no-souls-stop-calling-them-that/#comment-771 Poor things! They might have to resort to Miss Clairol to keep up appearances. Super sad. Poor things! They might have to resort to Miss Clairol to keep up appearances. Super sad.

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