Comments on: Someone Tell the Military to Shit or Get Off the Pot http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/ A Plethora of Baseless Criticisms and Highly Biased Opinions Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:09:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-203 Jose Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:29:40 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-203 I would pay at least a buck two-seventy-five. I would pay at least a buck two-seventy-five.

]]> By: zenpvnk http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-195 zenpvnk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:01:11 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-195 How much would you pay at a carnival to see how long you can stand in the beam? How much would you pay at a carnival to see how long you can stand in the beam?

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-188 Jose Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:09:33 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-188 ALSO...do you think this guy dances around like that when his shower gets too hot? My bet is that Danzig would like to get a look at that video clip. ALSO…do you think this guy dances around like that when his shower gets too hot? My bet is that Danzig would like to get a look at that video clip.

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-186 Jose Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:07:44 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-186 Ha ha, Medium. I am glad that somebody brought up the "engage" thing. I would love to see that news article, as well. I will have to disagree with you, however. We need more advanced lethal weapons so we can get rid of all of these inelegant dinosaurs that are so freaking messy. Blood spatter...ew. Ha ha, Medium. I am glad that somebody brought up the “engage” thing. I would love to see that news article, as well. I will have to disagree with you, however. We need more advanced lethal weapons so we can get rid of all of these inelegant dinosaurs that are so freaking messy. Blood spatter…ew.

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-185 Jose Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:54:25 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-185 Well, thank God for that, zenpvnk. I do hope, though, that you can see the death beam. I don't like the idea of these invisible beams. There's no WOW factor in that. Well, thank God for that, zenpvnk. I do hope, though, that you can see the death beam. I don’t like the idea of these invisible beams. There’s no WOW factor in that.

]]> By: Medium Happiness http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-184 Medium Happiness Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:51:30 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-184 Also, when the camera isn't there, do you think that guy really says "engage" every time he fires it? Also, when the camera isn’t there, do you think that guy really says “engage” every time he fires it?

]]> By: Medium Happiness http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-183 Medium Happiness Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:49:23 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-183 On the news, I once saw a guy perched atop a bridge threatening to jump. Now, by this point the media and the police talk-down squad had shown up. What that guy didn't know was that there was a sniper not to far away ready to shoot him with a bean bag gun (non-lethal weapon) when he had a clear shot; the guy would be stunned and they could yank him down. Finally, they shot him. It not only stunned him, it also knocked him off the bridge, he plunged into the river and barely survived. Ha. Jose, I think the bottom line is that we don't need anymore weapons--lethal or non. On the news, I once saw a guy perched atop a bridge threatening to jump. Now, by this point the media and the police talk-down squad had shown up. What that guy didn’t know was that there was a sniper not to far away ready to shoot him with a bean bag gun (non-lethal weapon) when he had a clear shot; the guy would be stunned and they could yank him down. Finally, they shot him. It not only stunned him, it also knocked him off the bridge, he plunged into the river and barely survived. Ha.

Jose, I think the bottom line is that we don’t need anymore weapons–lethal or non.

]]> By: zenpvnk http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-182 zenpvnk Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:36:00 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-182 Oh, I'm sure they have lethal versions too. It's just that the non-lethal version is/will be much more important to this and future governments, as the main purpose of such devices is for governments to use *against their own people*. And you really just want to control them, not kill them. I mean, if you kill your own lower class who is gonna buy your crappy mp3 players and Chicken McNuggets, whose pensions are you going to steal, and who is gonna wait the tables and scrub the toilets? So calm down, Jose.. don't fret, our government will do more than it's fare share of annihilating foreigners by energy beam in the maybe not so distant future. But here at home we really *need* something to shut them up and send them running back to the mall. Oh, I’m sure they have lethal versions too. It’s just that the non-lethal version is/will be much more important to this and future governments, as the main purpose of such devices is for governments to use *against their own people*. And you really just want to control them, not kill them. I mean, if you kill your own lower class who is gonna buy your crappy mp3 players and Chicken McNuggets, whose pensions are you going to steal, and who is gonna wait the tables and scrub the toilets?

So calm down, Jose.. don’t fret, our government will do more than it’s fare share of annihilating foreigners by energy beam in the maybe not so distant future. But here at home we really *need* something to shut them up and send them running back to the mall.

]]> By: Pops http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-181 Pops Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:25:56 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-181 Now he probably can't have kids !!!.................. (the lucky bastard) Now he probably can’t have kids !!!……………… (the lucky bastard)

]]> By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/someone-tell-the-military-to-shit-or-get-off-the-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-180 the sis Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:13:32 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/?p=37#comment-180 I wonder if it can pop "jiffy pop"? I wonder if it can pop “jiffy pop”?

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