This article (click HERE to view it) from the New York Times web site is about as frightening as they come.  It’s like a horror movie:  the seemingly lovable servant to man insidiously working for his demise, and man does not even see it coming because of his own greed.  Huh.  Come to think of it, I guess it’s more like a Twilight Zone episode.

Oh well.  Whatever.  It’s freaking scary, is what I’m saying.

I don’t know what to do.  I love meat so much, I could never stop eating it.  Oh you horrible cow, I could kill you for what you’re doing to me!  I hate you!  No, I love you!  No, I HATE you!  Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  I’ll gut you!  I’ll eat you, you bastard cow!  Take that!  And THAT!  AND THAT!!

Oh no…no…see what you’ve gone and made me do?  Well, waste not want not, right?  Nom nom nom.

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