Comments on: Paula Abdul Time Travels, and Visions Are Uncanny http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/ A Plethora of Baseless Criticisms and Highly Biased Opinions Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:55:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-563 the sis Fri, 02 May 2008 11:59:03 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-563 I am always negative when it comes to American Idol and their big bad publicity machine. Have a sun shiney happy day Jose.

I am always negative when it comes to American Idol and their big bad publicity machine. Have a sun shiney happy day Jose.

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-546 Jose Thu, 01 May 2008 20:57:03 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-546 I believe it's a sign that she can TIME TRAVEL. Now who's being negative, the sis? I believe it’s a sign that she can TIME TRAVEL. Now who’s being negative, the sis?

]]> By: the sis http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-544 the sis Thu, 01 May 2008 20:52:43 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-544 I think it was a sign that american idol is fixed. she screwed up and didn't follow the script because she already knew the 2nd song would suck because that is what they went over in rehearsal. You know it's staged like professional wrestling I think it was a sign that american idol is fixed. she screwed up and didn’t follow the script because she already knew the 2nd song would suck because that is what they went over in rehearsal. You know it’s staged like professional wrestling

]]> By: Chris Smith http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-524 Chris Smith Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:36:26 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-524 She wrote some amazing music in her life including: Rush Rush Straight Up Opposites Attract Forever Your Girl Listen you can hate her if you'd like, but personally I think she's right up there with Dylan, Coltrane, Hendrix and C Phineas. A true talent and a damn time traveler, Paula will you ever stop amazing me?! She wrote some amazing music in her life including:
Rush Rush
Straight Up
Opposites Attract
Forever Your Girl

Listen you can hate her if you’d like, but personally I think she’s right up there with Dylan, Coltrane, Hendrix and C Phineas. A true talent and a damn time traveler, Paula will you ever stop amazing me?!

]]> By: Jose http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-523 Jose Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:46:07 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-523 KTray, I agree. Seacrest might just be the hardest working man in showbiz. Don't feel bad, Amy. There's no way you could have known. Medium, don't be hatin'. I know for a fact that you are an Interpol fan. And a Arcade Fire fan. he who lives in glass houses... KTray, I agree. Seacrest might just be the hardest working man in showbiz.

Don’t feel bad, Amy. There’s no way you could have known.

Medium, don’t be hatin’. I know for a fact that you are an Interpol fan. And a Arcade Fire fan. he who lives in glass houses…

]]> By: Medium Happiness http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-522 Medium Happiness Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:45:42 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-522 First off, Retardo, I resent you for making me think about, much less, write about Shit Idol. I will not dignify Abdul's soothsaying commentary. I will tell you this, though, an Abdul lookalike works in this very office. KTray, as you wrote this I am wearing a suit with a vintage t-shirt under it. I really don't like to wear collared shirts unless I have to; but I have to go to dinner someplace nice and did not want to wear a sucky shirt all day. What should I do? I don't want to be like Secrest the ass clown. I mean, what about a nice plain solid t-shirt? Please advise. Hmm hmm. Good Moooorniiiing. First off, Retardo, I resent you for making me think about, much less, write about Shit Idol. I will not dignify Abdul’s soothsaying commentary. I will tell you this, though, an Abdul lookalike works in this very office.

KTray, as you wrote this I am wearing a suit with a vintage t-shirt under it. I really don’t like to wear collared shirts unless I have to; but I have to go to dinner someplace nice and did not want to wear a sucky shirt all day. What should I do? I don’t want to be like Secrest the ass clown.

I mean, what about a nice plain solid t-shirt?

Please advise. Hmm hmm. Good Moooorniiiing.

]]> By: Amy R http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-520 Amy R Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:10:17 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-520 This golden nugget is just another addition to my "This is why Paula Abdul is a Major Nutjob" list. As probably the only person who watched most of her trainwreck of a reality series, I really believe this woman should be smacked a few thousand times. I wonder if she cried afterwards until she started foaming at the mouth, a la every episode of "Hey Paula." "Noo...one...under-staaands mee!!" And to think I idolized her back during the MC ScatCat days. This golden nugget is just another addition to my “This is why Paula Abdul is a Major Nutjob” list. As probably the only person who watched most of her trainwreck of a reality series, I really believe this woman should be smacked a few thousand times. I wonder if she cried afterwards until she started foaming at the mouth, a la every episode of “Hey Paula.” “Noo…one…under-staaands mee!!” And to think I idolized her back during the MC ScatCat days.

]]> By: KTray http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-519 KTray Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:10:29 +0000 http://joseelretardo.com/movies/paul-abdul-time-travels-and-visions-are-uncanny/#comment-519 Incredible. I rest easy knowing that her time travelling seemed to have jinxed Jason Castro because I hate that smirky kid. But who am I kidding, I hate all of them! Except for Secrest. Sure I doubted him when he jammed the all-too-popular look of 2004-- the graphic-tee-under-a-blazer-- down our throats, but that guy works hard. And he really opens up his mouth WIDE when he talks. And he apparently cries at weddings. Wait, I'm not sure if any of those are good things. But I am still Pro-Seacrest. Does that mean I can't go get in the Communion line? Incredible. I rest easy knowing that her time travelling seemed to have jinxed Jason Castro because I hate that smirky kid. But who am I kidding, I hate all of them! Except for Secrest. Sure I doubted him when he jammed the all-too-popular look of 2004– the graphic-tee-under-a-blazer– down our throats, but that guy works hard. And he really opens up his mouth WIDE when he talks. And he apparently cries at weddings.

Wait, I’m not sure if any of those are good things. But I am still Pro-Seacrest. Does that mean I can’t go get in the Communion line?

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