Jose el Retardo’s Dramatic Interpretations Series Presents an Excerpt from Rebecca Brandewyne’s HEARTLAND
Posted on April 14th, 2008 by Jose in Dramatic Interpretations Series|
We here in the Department of Creative Development at Jose el Retardo know how hungry you are for meaningful entertainment. All too often, the struggle to stay awake at work or to keep from drinking alone at home can take you to places on the internet you wouldn’t normally venture. Sure, man boobs and dog fucking can be fun for a while, but after the cheap thrill has left its skid mark on your soul, aren’t you ready for something more substantial? Something literate and enriching? We think so, and we want to be the ones to give it to you—and so join us as we revisit some of the most inspiring writing of the last millennium with our latest offering: the Dramatic Interpretations Series. In this, the first of many endlessly passionate elucidations channeled via the heavyweight talent contracted by the mega power agents here at Jose el Retardo, we discover the sexy imagination of Rebecca Brandewyne as she illustrates so breathlessly the painful passions of |
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Dear Jose where in the heck do you find this stuff? Is reading romance novels a “dirty little secret” or “guilty pleasure” of yours? Did you start your love for romance books as a young child bored at granny’s house? I really didn’t know that there was so much descriptive words involved when describing a kiss. The more I listened it started to sound like a kiss from a large mouth bass with teeth.
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I started my love for SOMETHING as a young, bored child at Grandma’s house. She had a huge stack of National Geographic that yours truly perused many, many times.
Jose,
So precious that little voice of yours. I think it moved!
Careful there, Costanza!
Can’t stanza
So gross. “honeyed pool” “probing hungrily”
I just barfed in my mouth and swallowed it.
Jose, really though, you could be a narrator.
The national geographic were Gramps. He must have liked looking at saggy ol’ native boobies. (as well as yourself, I knew it didn’t take you that long to poop) Granny had stacks of romance novels all with majestic covers (such as the one you displayed)
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I agree with the “grossness” and that dear Jose has a nice speaking voice. I couldn’t listen to the whole thing, it was kinda creepy listening and knowing Jose & I are related.
The sis, keeping in mind the dangerous position I am in with the Steve Jobs people and the Stephen Dubner people, I don’t think it very wise that you say in the open that we are related.
don’t ya think “the sis” would have some how tipped them off? besides I think they had someone follow you home at Christmas….I think my phones have been tapped and strange people stake out my home…Oh God Jose what have you done!!!!!!
Jose, your public wants more. Turn the page! Turn the page!
maybe you should be a phone sex operator
Maybe. What’s the pay on something like that?