My god, this looks delicious. Mooch-o thanks-o to K-Tray for her fine work, and welcome to the team. Also a shout out to Chrystal (manager for the explosively popular NYC band the Shallow Divers) for her contributions to this review.

BURP. Feels good. Thanks for having me, Jose.

Danzig, I think you should give this place a shot. Go for the “futbol” and stay for the unfancy yet basic and reliable mounds of food.

Thanks, LP! Tell ‘em Jose sent ya!

I need to know more about “the fairly liberal use of peas” at Tequila Chito’s.

On Peas:

Basically, there was a heap of lettuce, small carrot chunks, and peas in the center of the plate. I felt the need to disclose this information because I know there are pea-haters out there. But for a girl like me, a liberal use of peas is not at all a bad thing. Mmm.

On Anemic-looking food:

Don’t blame the fine people at Tequila Chito’s; blame the bastards who created the lamer-than-lame camera feature on the Blackberry Pearl. Or blame the photographer. Either way, next time I will treat you readers to pictures taken with a real camera.

Heck K-Tray.. let’s blame Jose! BTW… that was a baby belch you left in your blog…. It won’t hold a candle to ‘the Sis’s’ sonic boom belches!!

This is true pops, I leave many people in awe with my sonic boom belches! No one can believe that such a little lady can make such a noise.

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That formula should be forwarded on to Exxon. I bet they could do great things with it.