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I was walking down the sidewalk the other day, listening to music and completely sealed-off, when I was shocked back into reality by wet bits of concrete being spit out by an industrial-strength circular saw manned by several construction workers. The gray matter speckled me from my chest to my knees, and you know, kind of pissed me off. I looked at the workers and threw up my arms, all like, “Hey man, WTF, are you kidding me?” And they looked back at me and shrugged, as if to say, “What do you want from our lives?” As I walked on, I realized that it was as much my fault as it was theirs, that if I had been paying attention to my surroundings, I could have easily avoided the whole mess, but it still irked me that the guys were so unapologetic. I know for a freaking fact that had I been a chick they would have fallen all over themselves to make things right. Or…or…maybe…if they had been gay. Has there ever even BEEN a gay construction worker? There HAS to have been, right? But then, why haven’t I ever encountered one? Certainly I would know if I had. How could I miss the catcalls, the whistles, the offers? I guess the possibility exists that I am completely undesirable, but I’ll assume that there’s someone for everyone and that SOME gay construction worker out there would have seen something in me he likes. Before I reached home a short while later, I was beginning to come up with a little song, and I’d like to share a VERY rough recording of it with all of you: Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Always striving to bring the world to my readers, I hit the streets of Barcelona today with the intrepid KTray, and I must say, it is one cool town. In order to help you all fully appreciate this super mod metropolis, I will be posting photos over the next few days, starting today. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge. Enjoy, suckas. I recently took this photo of cans of glass cleaner that have been sitting by my desk at work for about a thousand years. For some reason or another, I found it interesting, and while looking at it I noticed that the cans say, “for the graphic arts industry” on the front. I’m sure that the spray cleanser company Sprayway is a very reputable place, but I have a feeling that this particular cleaner is no more apt for the graphic arts industry than say, Windex. However, it is my suspicion that some marketing exec somewhere out there decided a niche needed to be filled. Oh well. Who cares. I like the picture.
What’s REALLY funny, though, is this clip I found on YouTube about Windex: 
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